Being Single

Just had a GREAT email from my Mam, Eileen Copeman (Love you Mam!!!):

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?". The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, drank vodka with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, stayed... skinny and was never farted upon. The End.

My Mam is just FABULOUS!