My TV debut began on Tuesday 9th October.
To begin with, it was great. Now, I am a National Disgrace.
Cocooned in the Studio of DOND, you forget entirely that your every action may be broadcast to the Nation. Caught up in the hype, you agree to all manner of fun and frolics, with little or no thought to the impending broadcast to the Nation.
Two nights ago, my first 'sexy box opening' was broadcast. My phone has been a hot line ever since. The ribbing that I am receiving from friends and family alike is unprecedented. I ask myself "WHY DID I DO THAT"? That was until last night, when Noel Edmonds growled at me on National TV.
Just shoot me now.
Little do they know that this is only the beginning. Caught up in the attention, I grasp every embarrassing opportunity with both hands. For the Halloween show, I am going to organise a giant night out with everyone that I know to ensure the viewing figures are low. WHAT was I thinking? WHY did I agree to that wig?!
OH GOD. I will be single forever.
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